Listpibpas is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, thoughtless spider.

Listpibpas created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Listpibpas, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Listpibpas, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Listpibpas' most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Listpibpas' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Pray towards the south.