Jigdun is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, cheerful goblin.

Jigdun created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Jigdun, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jigdun, she will destroy your home planet.

Jigdun's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Jigdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Never pour water over plants.