Wabdotdum is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, generous frog.

Wabdotdum created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Wabdotdum, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wabdotdum, he will strike you with lightening.

Wabdotdum's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Wabdotdum's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always help eagles.

3. Wabdotdum loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

4. Hide if nine hamsters approach from the west.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.