Huntaflist is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, duplicitous goat.

Huntaflist created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Huntaflist, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Huntaflist, he will not invite you to parties.

Huntaflist's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Huntaflist's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear white stockings.

2. Never run in the presence of mites.

3. You must pray to Huntaflist five times a day.

4. Feed all hungry goats.

5. Always treat squirrels with great respect.