Cethimsab is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, generous bat.

Cethimsab created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cethimsab, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cethimsab, it will turn you into a rock.

Cethimsab's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Cethimsab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow geese for they are unholy.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Feed all hungry dogs.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.