Stafgensaw is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, omnipotent sheep.

Stafgensaw created the Black Eye Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Stafgensaw, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stafgensaw, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Stafgensaw's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Stafgensaw's Holy Commandments

1. Stafgensaw loves voles, so they must be respected.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Worship no other gods but Stafgensaw.

4. Never think ill of sick eagles.

5. Do not take Stafgensaw's name in vain.