Sasdinjam is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, deceitful dryad.

Sasdinjam created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sasdinjam, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sasdinjam, he will try to impress you with trees.

Sasdinjam's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Sasdinjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never mention goats.

5. Always stare at clouds.