Nul Flagtaning Cepgedsig is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unselfish shark.

Nul Flagtaning Cepgedsig created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Nul Flagtaning Cepgedsig, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nul Flagtaning Cepgedsig, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nul Flagtaning Cepgedsig's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Nul Flagtaning Cepgedsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never eat parsnips.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.