Miphabjab Vinfemvon Sinkaphog is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, wise clam.

Miphabjab Vinfemvon Sinkaphog created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Miphabjab Vinfemvon Sinkaphog, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Miphabjab Vinfemvon Sinkaphog, he will turn you into a sheep.

Miphabjab Vinfemvon Sinkaphog's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Miphabjab Vinfemvon Sinkaphog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help badgers in need.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Miphabjab Vinfemvon Sinkaphog.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Always help dogs.

5. You must love Miphabjab Vinfemvon Sinkaphog.