Batkipcim is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, deceitful jackal.

Batkipcim created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Batkipcim, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Batkipcim, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Batkipcim's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Batkipcim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans in need.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Batkipcim.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Batkipcim.

5. Do not covet oxen.