Rowqueegjenstanwegapptithot Wabgigzakwip is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, cheerful hyena.

Rowqueegjenstanwegapptithot Wabgigzakwip created the planet Jupiter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowqueegjenstanwegapptithot Wabgigzakwip, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rowqueegjenstanwegapptithot Wabgigzakwip, she will torture you forever.

Rowqueegjenstanwegapptithot Wabgigzakwip's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Rowqueegjenstanwegapptithot Wabgigzakwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Rowqueegjenstanwegapptithot Wabgigzakwip's name in vain.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about cats.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Always help bats.