Pomnarquathug is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, duplicitous gerbil.

Pomnarquathug created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomnarquathug, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pomnarquathug, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Pomnarquathug's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Pomnarquathug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

2. Never think ill of sick ducks.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.