Rutafflapwaparnbog is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish fish.

Rutafflapwaparnbog created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Rutafflapwaparnbog, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rutafflapwaparnbog, she will send minions to preach to you.

Rutafflapwaparnbog's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Rutafflapwaparnbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never eat green fruit.