Kabbastbug is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, charitable
dryad.
Kabbastbug created the Sol system three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Kabbastbug, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Kabbastbug, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Kabbastbug's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Kabbastbug's Holy Commandments1. Kabbastbug loves cats, so they must be respected.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.
5. Always pray immersed in water.