Godceddan is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonest hyena.

Godceddan created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Godceddan, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Godceddan, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Godceddan's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Godceddan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three rats in a large pit.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never feed bread to snails while wearing brown dresses.

5. Do not hurt sharks.