Gamteengen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, irritating skunk.

Gamteengen created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamteengen, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gamteengen, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Gamteengen's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Gamteengen's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gamteengen first in all things.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Worship no other gods but Gamteengen.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.