Tigponxengab Xemgebnull is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-confident frog.

Tigponxengab Xemgebnull created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Tigponxengab Xemgebnull, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tigponxengab Xemgebnull, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Tigponxengab Xemgebnull's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Tigponxengab Xemgebnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity.

2. You must never eat bread.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.