Nellbogomt is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, humorless skunk.

Nellbogomt created the Cigar Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellbogomt, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nellbogomt, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Nellbogomt's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Nellbogomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near monkeys while wearing white coats and balancing nine lead spheres on your chest.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Always help ants in need.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Learn five new languages a year.