Ladkipbus is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, grumpy dragon.

Ladkipbus created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ladkipbus, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ladkipbus, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Ladkipbus' most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Ladkipbus' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn great tits for they are unholy.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Put Ladkipbus first in all things.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always obey Ladkipbus' priests.