Ladvenlip is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, capable
newt.
Ladvenlip created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Ladvenlip, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Ladvenlip, it will torture you forever.
Ladvenlip's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Ladvenlip's Holy Commandments1. Always help birds in need.
2. Feed all hungry aardvarks.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Do not eat limes.