Ladvenlip is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, capable newt.

Ladvenlip created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ladvenlip, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ladvenlip, it will torture you forever.

Ladvenlip's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Ladvenlip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds in need.

2. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not eat limes.
Votes: 10       Vote for this god
Previous god       Next god