Padgigspag is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, emotional lion.

Padgigspag created time and space six million years ago.

If you believe in Padgigspag, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Padgigspag, it will turn you into a slug.

Padgigspag's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Padgigspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Padgigspag loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Erect three platinum sculptures of Padgigspag on top of important buildings.