Dodkemcab is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, dishonest giraffe.

Dodkemcab created the world seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dodkemcab, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dodkemcab, it will destroy your home solar system.

Dodkemcab's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Dodkemcab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Never eat green fruit.