Mipmonfat is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, slow hedgehog.

Mipmonfat created silver two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipmonfat, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mipmonfat, she will turn you into a hamster.

Mipmonfat's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Mipmonfat's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never feed bananas to aardvarks while wearing stockings.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Hide from red capybaras for they are unholy.