Basswongov is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, uncaring raccoon.

Basswongov created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Basswongov, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Basswongov, it will try to impress you with trees.

Basswongov's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Basswongov's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick nematodes.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always look after injured great tits.