Zanrennulfastailceb is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, wise chicken.

Zanrennulfastailceb created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanrennulfastailceb, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zanrennulfastailceb, he will turn you into a worm.

Zanrennulfastailceb's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Zanrennulfastailceb's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zanrennulfastailceb.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never wear shorts.