Mipkarbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, awesome crow.

Mipkarbarn created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipkarbarn, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mipkarbarn, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Mipkarbarn's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Mipkarbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not kill birds.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never talk about chromosomes.