Bissidhom is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sage aardvark.

Bissidhom created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Bissidhom, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bissidhom, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bissidhom's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Bissidhom's Holy Commandments

1. Bissidhom must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not speak about turnips.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.