Gentigbarnfod is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, slow chicken.

Gentigbarnfod created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gentigbarnfod, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gentigbarnfod, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gentigbarnfod's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Gentigbarnfod's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are not to be trusted.

2. Hide if eight turtles approach from the north.

3. Never talk about frogs.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.