Tensinlit is a god.

It takes the form of a small, almighty zebra.

Tensinlit created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tensinlit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tensinlit, it will turn you into a dog.

Tensinlit's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Tensinlit's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Tensinlit must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tensinlit.

5. Do not listen to music.