Garjadhim is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, deceitful weasel.

Garjadhim created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garjadhim, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Garjadhim, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Garjadhim's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Garjadhim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Garjadhim on top of all buildings.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never sing in the presence of swans.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.