Jignursin is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, conceited mink.

Jignursin created time and space nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jignursin, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jignursin, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Jignursin's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Jignursin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Jignursin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.