Labbid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, narcissistic yak.

Labbid created a strange quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labbid, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Labbid, she will not care.

Labbid's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Labbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Put Labbid first in all things.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about fire.