Pignibfas is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tiresome bird.

Pignibfas created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pignibfas, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Pignibfas, she will turn you into a duck.

Pignibfas' most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Pignibfas' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan seals, for they are unholy.

2. Never feed spinach to nematodes while wearing pink scarves.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.