Cussnarsad is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, omniscient meerkat.

Cussnarsad created dark matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussnarsad, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cussnarsad, he will remove you from existence.

Cussnarsad's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Cussnarsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat geese with great respect.

2. Do not hurt tapirs.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.