Dunmobnurt Geptarptablatbug is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm gerbil.

Dunmobnurt Geptarptablatbug created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunmobnurt Geptarptablatbug, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dunmobnurt Geptarptablatbug, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dunmobnurt Geptarptablatbug's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Dunmobnurt Geptarptablatbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always help whales.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not take Dunmobnurt Geptarptablatbug's name in vain.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.