Flamsak is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, loving camel.

Flamsak created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Flamsak, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flamsak, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Flamsak's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Flamsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never talk about porpoises.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Flamsak.