Taltafhub is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, pitiless wombat.

Taltafhub created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taltafhub, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Taltafhub, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Taltafhub's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Taltafhub's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never wear turquoise dresses.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Taltafhub.

4. Never think ill of sick snakes.

5. Do not eat beans.