Lakwankapxenflagfabfuddoss
is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, passionate
fly
.
Lakwankapxenflagfabfuddoss
created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lakwankapxenflagfabfuddoss
, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Lakwankapxenflagfabfuddoss
, she will turn you into a slug.
Lakwankapxenflagfabfuddoss'
most sacred site is Leps in Germany.
Lakwankapxenflagfabfuddoss' Holy Commandments
1. Never wear jumpers.
2. Never run in holy places.
3. Do not kill voles.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Do not wear silver on your body.
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