Tailkapfatgofdut is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, contented yak.

Tailkapfatgofdut created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tailkapfatgofdut, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tailkapfatgofdut, he will turn you into a slug.

Tailkapfatgofdut's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Tailkapfatgofdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Run away from fawn pigs, for they are unholy.