Cadjatdob is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, boastful manatee.

Cadjatdob created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadjatdob, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cadjatdob, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cadjatdob's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Cadjatdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dogs.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Cadjatdob in the centre of the settlement.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.