Renzedsak Godvogflam is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, sage rhinoceros.

Renzedsak Godvogflam created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Renzedsak Godvogflam, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Renzedsak Godvogflam, it will turn you into a mouse.

Renzedsak Godvogflam's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Renzedsak Godvogflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt great tits.

2. Run away if nine frogs approach from the south.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near shrews while wearing green hats.

5. Do not eat coconuts.