Guddodmidfetmotpak Targvenfub Hasbutkem is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ill-tempered walrus.

Guddodmidfetmotpak Targvenfub Hasbutkem created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Guddodmidfetmotpak Targvenfub Hasbutkem, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Guddodmidfetmotpak Targvenfub Hasbutkem, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Guddodmidfetmotpak Targvenfub Hasbutkem's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Guddodmidfetmotpak Targvenfub Hasbutkem's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Guddodmidfetmotpak Targvenfub Hasbutkem on top of important buildings.

3. Do not keep six badgers in a large pit.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

5. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.