Fligfedhon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, flying wolf.

Fligfedhon created tapeworms seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligfedhon, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fligfedhon, she will destroy your home planet.

Fligfedhon's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Fligfedhon's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.