Nurstraggessbun is a god.

He takes the form of a large, self-assured swallow.

Nurstraggessbun created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurstraggessbun, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nurstraggessbun, he will turn you into a frog.

Nurstraggessbun's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Nurstraggessbun's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Never feed bread to gulls while wearing orange shorts.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Run away from green porpoises, for they are unholy.