Flow is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, effective hippopotamus.

Flow created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flow, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flow, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Flow's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Flow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about oranges.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

3. Always obey Flow's priests.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Flow.

5. Never eat bark.