Bopfossman is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-powerful bat.

Bopfossman created the cosmos two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bopfossman, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bopfossman, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bopfossman's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Bopfossman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four snails in a large pit.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Bopfossman in the centre of the settlement.