Cunboplip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonourable cow.

Cunboplip created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunboplip, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cunboplip, he will strike you with lightening.

Cunboplip's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cunboplip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.