Pastitcen is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, awe-inspiring otter.

Pastitcen created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pastitcen, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pastitcen, it will turn you into a duck.

Pastitcen's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Pastitcen's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.