Cedgupbap is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, blissful spider.

Cedgupbap created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Cedgupbap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cedgupbap, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cedgupbap's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Cedgupbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near foxes while wearing white kilts and balancing four iron spheres on your feet.

2. Never think ill of sick geese.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always help cats in need.