Weggidcapwadtenrigdub Sadpangcap Cimflaptonkrilgunjigfly is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, caring lizard.

Weggidcapwadtenrigdub Sadpangcap Cimflaptonkrilgunjigfly created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Weggidcapwadtenrigdub Sadpangcap Cimflaptonkrilgunjigfly, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Weggidcapwadtenrigdub Sadpangcap Cimflaptonkrilgunjigfly, she will be very sad.

Weggidcapwadtenrigdub Sadpangcap Cimflaptonkrilgunjigfly's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Weggidcapwadtenrigdub Sadpangcap Cimflaptonkrilgunjigfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of apples to bats while wearing turquoise trousers.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Weggidcapwadtenrigdub Sadpangcap Cimflaptonkrilgunjigfly loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.