Dongepweg is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omnipotent
hedgehog.
Dongepweg created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.
If you believe in
Dongepweg, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Dongepweg, he will remove you from existence.
Dongepweg's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Dongepweg's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Never mention tortoises.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Never feed limes to hamsters while wearing ear rings.
5. Never feed peanuts to foxes while wearing gray shoes.