Jintunfub is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-knowing naga.

Jintunfub created the planet Earth five million years ago.

If you believe in Jintunfub, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jintunfub, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Jintunfub's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Jintunfub's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet snails, for they are unholy.

2. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never write about chlorophyll.

4. Hide from mauve geese for they are unholy.

5. You must never eat wheat.