Wanxuckap is a god.

It takes the form of a small, quiet wasp.

Wanxuckap created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wanxuckap, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wanxuckap, it will send you a sign.

Wanxuckap's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Wanxuckap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight doves in a large pit.

2. Never feed nuts to birds while wearing stockings.

3. Never mention turtles.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Put Wanxuckap first in all things.