Babyattvab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, prudent dragon.

Babyattvab created the planet Earth five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babyattvab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Babyattvab, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Babyattvab's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Babyattvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. You must love Babyattvab.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.