Rutstigbod is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, kind meerkat.

Rutstigbod created a quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rutstigbod, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rutstigbod, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Rutstigbod's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Rutstigbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. You must love Rutstigbod.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.