Litgemmut is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, ill-tempered faun.

Litgemmut created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Litgemmut, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Litgemmut, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Litgemmut's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Litgemmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Retreat if three whales approach from the east.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Put Litgemmut first in all things.

5. Never write about quantum mechanics.