Kadtinlarp Tencenbat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, stupid centaur.

Kadtinlarp Tencenbat created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kadtinlarp Tencenbat, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kadtinlarp Tencenbat, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Kadtinlarp Tencenbat's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Kadtinlarp Tencenbat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. You must never eat oranges.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism.

5. Never wear fawn shoes.