Kenmegmaprannattapcin Paggedstig is a god.

He takes the form of a large, humorless zebra.

Kenmegmaprannattapcin Paggedstig created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenmegmaprannattapcin Paggedstig, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kenmegmaprannattapcin Paggedstig, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Kenmegmaprannattapcin Paggedstig's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Kenmegmaprannattapcin Paggedstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick squirrels.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Kenmegmaprannattapcin Paggedstig in the centre of the settlement.