Hitjonsugvog is a god.

It takes the form of a small, all-knowing manatee.

Hitjonsugvog created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hitjonsugvog, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hitjonsugvog, it will be very sad.

Hitjonsugvog's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Hitjonsugvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick horses.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.