Mumrullflam is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, almighty frog.

Mumrullflam created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Mumrullflam, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mumrullflam, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Mumrullflam's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Mumrullflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat wheat.

2. Mumrullflam must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Put Mumrullflam first in all things.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Feed all hungry hamsters.