Bumjipquat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unthoughtful deer.

Bumjipquat created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bumjipquat, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bumjipquat, it will not invite you to parties.

Bumjipquat's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bumjipquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bumjipquat.

5. Never feed peas to geese while wearing yellow kilts.