Mipdimnab is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, cheerful grasshopper.

Mipdimnab created dark matter four years ago.

If you believe in Mipdimnab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mipdimnab, it will turn you into a plant.

Mipdimnab's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Mipdimnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dolphins.

2. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Mipdimnab in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Always help horses.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.