Yamdidgup Habtofsaf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unsympathetic crab.

Yamdidgup Habtofsaf created an electron eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamdidgup Habtofsaf, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yamdidgup Habtofsaf, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Yamdidgup Habtofsaf's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Yamdidgup Habtofsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat apples.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never write about electromagnetism.