Sigfengom is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, self-assured snake.

Sigfengom created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigfengom, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sigfengom, it will send minions to preach to you.

Sigfengom's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Sigfengom's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Sigfengom must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.