Cutrak is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, conceited cobra.

Cutrak created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cutrak, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cutrak, she will not invite you to parties.

Cutrak's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Cutrak's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

3. Moths are not to be trusted.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
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