Cadhabwab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, slow hare.

Cadhabwab created humankind two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadhabwab, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cadhabwab, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cadhabwab's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Cadhabwab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Cadhabwab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Cadhabwab loves goats, so they must be honoured.