Himcubbut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, prudent guinea pig.

Himcubbut created snails five million years ago.

If you believe in Himcubbut, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Himcubbut, she will turn you into a rat.

Himcubbut's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Himcubbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Never think ill of sick goats.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about special relativity near grasshopers while wearing white shirts.