Jipjaptof is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unjust skunk.

Jipjaptof created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipjaptof, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jipjaptof, it will turn you into a hamster.

Jipjaptof's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Jipjaptof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. You must never eat oranges.

3. Otters are not to be trusted.

4. Do not kill tortoises.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.