Migdubbass is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, egotistical lion.

Migdubbass created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Migdubbass, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Migdubbass, it will send you a sign.

Migdubbass' most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Migdubbass' Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Retreat if six turtles approach from the north.

5. Do not commit murder.