Bafflambellfot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, unthoughtful toad.

Bafflambellfot created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafflambellfot, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bafflambellfot, it will turn you into a rock.

Bafflambellfot's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Bafflambellfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Do not speak about turnips.

5. Do not drink alcohol.