Duthamwot is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, smart clam.

Duthamwot created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Duthamwot, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Duthamwot, he will destroy your home solar system.

Duthamwot's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Duthamwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mice.

2. Do not kill dolphins.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Hide if five ducks approach from the north.

5. Duthamwot loves manatees, so they must be honoured.