Nurllidtettihudhimjopquaflog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, amazing tapir.

Nurllidtettihudhimjopquaflog created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurllidtettihudhimjopquaflog, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nurllidtettihudhimjopquaflog, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Nurllidtettihudhimjopquaflog's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Nurllidtettihudhimjopquaflog's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Feed all hungry manatees.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nurllidtettihudhimjopquaflog.